
This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
OHMYGAWD O.OI don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—
OH MY GOD.I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then
OH
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHY DID HE THINK THAT WAS HOW GUITARS WORKED
FUCK
(Source: guitarbage)

I took My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up) down 3 semitones and put it at half speed.
This is the result.
In the spirit of Halloween, let’s bring this back around…
Well now I’m fucking terrified at 4 am. Scarier than any Supernatural episode ever, true story.
I CANT BREATHE
iM On FiIIIIiiiIRrRRrrrRReEEeeEE
(Source: itsjustfirealarms)
I HAD TO WATCH THIS 9 TIMES OMFG
FUK
JESUS
(Source: awesomephilia.com)

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Do I tell her do I tell her do I tell her do I tell her omg.

